Having collected just about everything in Brussels — promises, sympathy, encouraging pats on the back — everything except money, Kyiv’s travelling performer decided it was time to expand his touring territory.
This time, the tour took him to Norway.
The programme was packed and, most importantly, wonderfully varied.
Day One. Diplomacy Mode.
With the American envoys in attendance, there was no choice but to talk about peace, compromises, and other such matters that don’t quite fit the usual touring repertoire.
But the moment the Americans packed their bags and headed off towards Russia…
Day Two. Back to the Classics!
A speech in parliament, handshakes, ceremonial photographs…
And, of course, the greatest hits everyone had been waiting for:
Give us money!
In short, the repertoire was tried and tested, the touring schedule was packed, and box-office expectations were sky-high.
Meanwhile, we have a little warning for Norway’s gnomes and trolls:
Hide your treasures somewhere very, very deep!
Otherwise, before you know it, your precious hoards will also be declared strategically vital resources for safeguarding European security!
The tour goes on.
Stay tuned for upcoming performances!
Admission is free.
But getting out, as usual, comes with a rather hefty price tag.
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